True Madness

"Nine classes. Two teams. True Madness."

Have you ever wanted to play TF2 in 2D but it kinda isn't TF2 because all the characters are different that isn't dead (yet) or made before me or probably half of my audience were born? Well do I have the game with the tags #fangame #shooter #multiplayer #action for you! (What do you mean those tags were inorganically shoved in?)

Below you'll find a list of all the lovely character you'll get to take control of:

1 - JOCKSTRAP

"Athletic, awesome, and assholistic."

Name: Chris Woodman

Region: Vancouver, Canada

"You'd think that the mixture of an overinflated ego, being conventionally attractive, a passion for sports, and a myriad of insecurities would cause this guy to be a bit of a prick. And you would be 100% correct on that."

2 - WARRIOR

"Ethic's worst nightmare, therapist's best client."

Name: Guy Surname

Region: New Englishtown, USA

"To be blunt (like the trauma he no doubt recieved to his head), this guy is total nutjob. A man that has had his American pride hurt ever since he found out his hometown was named after the English! (Much like 90% of the US)"

3 - COOK

"Mechanical Minimum Wage Warmonger."

Name: FFW-08

Region: Maxiburgers, 9001 Oversaturated Avenue

"Oh you want to flip burgers so you have enough money for... living? Well, too bad! With the advanced FFW-08 'No Paid Leave' model, you will be fired in exchange for AI in a jiffy! Oh, you think it's unethical because it has a 'kill' mode?"

4 - BOMBER

"Better to die hard than live soft, I guess?"

Name: Bryce Cantwell

Region: Birmingham, England

"Next non-descript holiday, the fanciest new mockbuster will come out: and THIS GUY is the actor! You want an actor that can convey emotions besides anger? Yeah, okay Hitchcock... You want a mindless power fantasy? This is your guy!"

5 - MAGNATE

"Eat the rich! He's got plenty meat on his bones."

Name: Lukas Von Heilburger III

Region: Berlin, Germany

"I know what you're asking. 'How does this well-rounded gentleman have so much money?'. It's simple: he's third most important nephew of multi-sextillionaire Dirk Heilburger: leader of the cutthroat 'virgin bracelet' market."

6 - GREASER

"Will either workshop a car or a way to kill you."

Name: Ivory Olivetti

Region: Colorado, USA

"With a bone to pick against pricks, a nicotine addiction, and an unsavory upbringing with various alley cats, it resulted in her developing quite the rough attitude towards who isn't actively asking for her help towards fixing their car."

7 - DOCTOR

"Temper tantrums don't work even if you help the team!"

Name: Kacper Ernlich

Region: Piekło, Poland

"People say that short guys have anger issues? Well, I'm not going to engage in stereotype, but this guy certainly is! Just take him seriously otherwise he'll pout and cross his arms because thats what a short, twinkish guy has to do, huh?"

8 - HUNTER

"Thriving in the wilderness, if you ignore the cameras."

Name: Enrico Serra

Region: Sardinia, Italy

"An ex-TV survivalist that loves to do whatever he can just to stay in some random forest and uh, hang out with his husband in a tent. Just don't peep in, don't... Well, unless you're into it. I will not judge."

9 - MOLE

"Painting the town red and himself clear."

Name: Ismael Haddad Dabhi

Region: Barcelona, Spain

"Now I know you're panicking. 'Why does that name not sound remotely Spanish sounding?' Okay, well, first: he was born to Moroccan immigrants. Two: You should be more concered that he is trying to kill us while clad in invisible paint."